Astrology

Are you more “TEXAS HOLD EM” or “16 CARRIAGES”?

If any zodiac sign has the capacity to do all of these things at once, its an Aries.

This tracks, as Cancer isruled by the moonwhich traditionally is considered the planet of maternal qualities.

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

[I]f that ain’t country, tell me, what is?

In this adaptation of the classic Dolly Parton hit, she channels Scorpios territorial feelings about love.

Everybody’s drivin' old new cars / Turn a bad night to a good time.

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Never been ridin', baby?

Step in thar stirrup / Hop on my saddle, Beyonce sings.

Look at that horse, look at that horse … Buckin, buckin.

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Sounds like an Aquarian anthem to me.

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."

Each zodiac sign as a song from “Cowboy Carter."