I Don’t
Guests were staring at each other slack-jawed."
Everyone loves agood wedding.
The celebration of eternal love surrounded by family and friends.
But no one wants to talk about the good weddings for very long.
What they really want to talk about are the bad ones.
Look, I know planning a wedding is hard work.
(Ive done it!)
But… sh*t happens.
No one wants to get caught trash-talking their friends cringey vows.
But this is a safe space a place where wedding-goers can (and did!)
vent anonymously about the tackiest, rudest, and most egregious faux pas theyve had the displeasure of witnessing.
These are their stories.
Responses have been edited for length and clarity.
My cousinswedding registryasks guests to pay for different things for the wedding.
Like, you might contribute $X amount toward the flowers, reception venue, DJ, and more.
you’ve got the option to also pay for their marriage license.
It is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen.
No one has contributed.
Maybe focus on at least some of the good stuff when youre getting married?
They were $100 per person.
Family members were leaving.
I went to abackyard weddingthat was BYOC bring your own chair.
He gave the cringiest speech about how she was the one who got away.
The brides dad straight-up roasted her during his toast, but it was not funny.
He said that in college, she was a crazy partier and threw up in every city in Europe.
No one was laughing.
The brides parents could not stop talking about how much money they spent on the wedding.
A bride made me go out with just one other girl around my age and the 19-year-old cousin.
The whole wedding was watching; it was mortifying.
Why arent we making the single guys show themselves, too?
The DJ played Gold Digger during the reception.
My friends and I were definitely snickering.
We have zero idea why.
As they prepared to cut thecake, the bride noticed her personalized knife was missing.
She burst into tears, her voice quivering as she exclaimed How could you?
to her mom before a crowd of 250 guests.
Her father had to drive 45 minutes to get the knife.
The marriage lasted less than three years.
