Harts inability to lose was the theme of the evening (along with jibes about his diminutive stature).

One suspects his ambition of becoming a billionaire when he turns 45 in July may come true.

They just wanted to hear him talk about his business and theyre already millionaires.

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And they still wanted to find out how the hell are you doing it?

He also said another mystery had just been solved.

What would Kevin Hart want to do that he has not already done?

Kevin Hart talking onstage as he’s honored with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the Kennedy Center in Washington D C

The triumph of tonight is we found something Kevin Hart doesnt already have: the Mark Twain Prize.

My New Years resolution: No more strokes, he said.

Chris Rock calls me Strokey Robinson.

Nelly and Robin Thicke perform onstage during the 25th Annual Mark Twain Prize For American Humor

Hes an a–hole, man.

He got a huge standing ovation.

And how do you do that?

Jerry Seinfeld talking into a microphone onstage at the 25th Annual Mark Twain Prize For American Humor

Well, simple: being himself.

Comedian Keith Robinson on the red carpet at the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor honoring Kevin Hart

J.B. Smoove speaking onstage while holding a cigar at the 25th Annual Mark Twain Prize For American Humor